1. Removing this list.
2. Losing your nametag.
3. Losing your key.
4. Breaking your screen.
5. Mooning.
6. Not saying “EAT ME” before you spit.
7. Washing reds and whites together.
8. Clogging the toilet.
9. Saying, “Who’s your daddy,” when the elevator opens.
10. Climbing up to your room on a rope.
11. Blowing your nose in the curtain.
12. Having fun without permission.
13. Not signing out.
14. Not signing in.
15. Writing the wrong date or destination on the sign-out list.
16. Missing a meal.
17. Missing a meeting.
18. Suggesting not having meeting.
19. Having a meeting without a planning meeting.
20. Refusal to pay $25.
21. Failure to complete the reading of this list.
22. Making your bed.
23. Not laughing when Paul Brown laughs.
24. Jumping in the elevator.
25. Taking a pillow out of the diaper.
26. Being in dorm before four.
27. Not in dorm before 10.
28. Pissing on the floor.
29. Not recycling.
30. Burning popcorn.
31. Hitting someone with the van.
32. Using sheets for parachutes.
33. Touching a rabbit on campus.
34. Disrespecting the buffalo witch.
35. Calling Mr. Hass, Lonnie.
36. Thinking about calling Mr. Hass, Lonnie.
37. Stealing mouse balls from IACC.
38. Having more than four hours of free time a day.
39. Breaking glass.
40. Stealing faculty hubcaps.
41. Bringing ticks into dorm.
42. Getting carsick.
43. Getting sick not between 9 a.m. and 9 p.m.
44. Not being nice to any dining hall personal.
45. Doing laundry after 11 pm.
46. Driving crazy in the van.
47. Passing Mr. Hass.
48. Anything to do with “sack” or Hunter.
49. Throwing anything.
50. Wearing inappropriate clothes.
51. Spitting on people.
52. Saying “I’m sorry.” (Especially to members of the opposite sex!)
53. Cheating in Pinochle.
54. Putting food in other people’s fridges.
55. Not carrying two pizza boxes to the dumpsters.
56. Throwing keys at a rabbit.
57. Adding to the list
58. Installing Windows on Mitch’s computer.
59. Breaking lounge furniture.
60. Making babies
61. Vaulting fences.
62. Hitting counselor with volleyball
63. Hitting on counselor without exception!
64. Mooching in any form.
65. Messing with the list.
66. Dirty feet on the table.
67. Going near your door past 11 pm.
68. Phone calls during meeting.
69. Writing Ivan on the list.
70. Getting in the wrong van.
71. Showering with the curtain open.
72. Causing a counselor to have a meeting.
73. Spelling stuff wrong on the list.
74. Tooting horn without Matt’s approval.
75. Making stupid or redundant entries to the list.
76. Losing this list.
77. Quoting a chick flick.
78. Switching teams to flirt with opposite sex.
79. Playing sports in dorms.
80. Playing the “burp” game.
81. Not learning wherever you are.
82. Missing the toilet (You now who you are!)
83. Not keeping track of fines.
84. Making fun of porn stars that are not nasty.
85. Business people complaining about having no free time.
86. Hitting on a nun or hitting a nun.
87. Bragging that your business is better then others.
88. Driving like Mitch in a van.
89. Condemning the list.
90. Being as lazy as Rob. (Except Rob).
91. Not following the mandate of separate church and list.
92. Writing your own version of the bible.
93. Listening to or playing Hanson.
94. Insulting people who enjoy MSN time.
95. Insulting Monty Python.
96. Kicking people in the junk.
97. Memorizing pi beyond 3.14159265358979.
98. Repeating things people said two minutes before.
99. Incorrectly quoting movies.
100. Calling home and not asking for food, money, etc.
101. Hitting on people not at least in high school.
102. Overcomplicating the list.
103. The Unwritten Rule.
104. Farting on the elevator.
105. Believing you are above the list.
106. Handling counselors’ walkie-talkie.
107. Hitting on counselors with exception.
108. Letting Rob do his victory dance.
109. Irritating Matt.
110. Consuming popcorn after 11 p.m.
111. Being male and not thinking Britney Spears is hot.
112. Talking too much.
113. Thinking you can learn while sitting down.
114. Getting hit on by a gay guy.
115. Coming up with not cool suggestions for the list (like Rob does).
116. Leaving pizza boxes in the lounge.
117. Leaving laundry in the machine.
118. Waking up Denise, Joan, or Shanna when they are not on duty.
119. Leaving room after 10:59 p.m.
120. Criticizing anything.
121. Complaining about your weight.
122. Crying.
123. Walking in on someone in the shower.
124. Plugging the toilet with tampons.
125. Pissing in the shower.
126. Waking up before 5:30 a.m.
127. Elbowing someone in the boob.
128. Stealing someone’s panties/bra from the laundry.
129. Wearing them.
130. Being late for floor meeting.
131. Not showering.
132. Dragging your chair across the floor.
133. Being able to understand and do your homework.
134. Sleep walking.
135. Locking yourself out of your room.
136. Saran-wrapping toilets.
137. Drawing on mirror with shaving cream.
138. Shaving legs in sink.
139. Complaining about nametags.
140. Asking counselors if they have change for laundry.
141. Making fun of short people.
142. Being Rob.
143. Talking to Rob.
144. Being Rob’s friend.
145. Making out in public.
146. Black bras with white shirts.
147. Having protruding armpit hair. (For women only)
148. Not laughing when Nessa laughs.
149. Doing laundry more than two times a week.
150. Obsessing too much about Heath Ledger.
151. Pouting.
152. Poor grammar.
153. Not brushing teeth.
154. Not regularly changing underwear.
155. Being Mitch and cursing in the van.
156. Stealing Shawn’s nametag.
157. Interrupting Matt’s important reading.
158. Sifting sand.
159. Leaving laundry in the washer or dryer more then 3 hours.
160. Getting in Matt’s way.
161. Mixing up Matt and Mitch.
162. Criticizing driving.
163. Mutilating cheese sandwich.
164. Having more food then Ben.
165. Eating unidentifiable food.
166. Not posting list in girls’ dorm.
167. Conspiring.
168. Having an opinion.
169. Stating an opinion.
170. Being later then Josh.
171. Gossip.
172. Having pink hangers.
173. Hitting someone with a paper airplane.
174. Toasting cheese sandwiches in front of lunch ladies.
175. Adding items to the list for personal benefit.
176. Darn, I owe $75.
177. Getting 200% yield from sucrose lab.
178. Being dumb enough to try to reuse stamps.
179. Disrupting power in the residence hall.
180. Removing more than 128 MB of RAM from Mitch’s computer.
181. Climbing trees.
182. Sitting in Mitch’s chair.
183. Mentioning Bill Gates in Mitch’s presence.
184. Confronting the elevator door saying things like “bring it on, I’m not afraid of you puny door.”
185. Stealing apples from the Dining Center just to have something to put in you’re fridge.
186. Having a dot matrix printer.
187. Mentioning tampon on the list.
188. Getting off the elevator and hugging another guy.
189. Stealing Matt’s tape while he’s listening on his headphones.
190. Taking a dump in other people’s toilets.
191. Not flushing it down.
192. Not wearing a Governor’s School T-shirt unless you’re wearing a sweatshirt.
193. Not wearing a G-string (girls).
194. Farting while reading the list.
195. Pretending to read the list so everyone thinks you are cool.
196. Pushing all the buttons on the elevator.
197. Leaving condoms in government vans.
198. Giving Gabe’s email to the girls.
199. Not thinking Rob is a complete jacka$$.
200. Not thinking Rob is a pervert.
201. Saying Gabe is the reason other guys turn gay.
202. Saying you’re butt is pretty.
203. Farting in the elevator.
204. Getting screwed over by the Rubik’s cube.
205. WHINING, WHINING, WHINING
206. Being dumb enough to try to reuse stamps (e.g., Rob).
207. Streaking.

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